|
|
Post by ratty on Oct 16, 2024 11:03:53 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by ratty on Oct 17, 2024 23:45:00 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by code on Oct 18, 2024 14:46:55 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by ratty on Oct 19, 2024 22:59:23 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by ratty on Oct 19, 2024 23:04:17 GMT
This just about sums up the madness of the past few years ....  |
|
|
|
Post by Sigurdur on Oct 20, 2024 1:51:58 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by Sigurdur on Oct 20, 2024 3:50:56 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by ratty on Oct 20, 2024 10:54:39 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by missouriboy on Oct 20, 2024 13:59:48 GMT
I hope that Donald has watched this.  |
|
|
|
Post by ratty on Oct 24, 2024 22:26:11 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by ratty on Oct 25, 2024 10:53:59 GMT
Two termites walk into a bar and ask "Is the bar tender here?"
|
|
|
|
Post by ratty on Oct 25, 2024 11:27:06 GMT
A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the doctor was looking through these his
eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee and said, "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old Granddaughter drinks. And believe me it definitely helps me sleep at night."
You gotta love Grandmas!
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."
Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A+.
A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.
"Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied
The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?"
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes."
After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?"
She said, "Most of them become taxi drivers."
|
|
|
|
Post by ratty on Oct 26, 2024 1:41:47 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by ratty on Oct 26, 2024 1:47:34 GMT
|
|
|
|
Post by ratty on Oct 26, 2024 22:33:38 GMT
|
|
