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Post by ratty on Oct 13, 2023 23:39:23 GMT
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Post by blustnmtn on Oct 13, 2023 23:46:41 GMT
My wife complained she has blisters on her hands from the broom!
I told her she should use the car🤓
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Post by ratty on Oct 14, 2023 0:11:48 GMT
My wife complained she has blisters on her hands from the broom! I told her she should use the car🤓 Ooh, you ARE awful .....  |
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Post by ratty on Oct 29, 2023 12:08:38 GMT
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Post by blustnmtn on Oct 29, 2023 12:29:26 GMT
AMEN.
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Post by ratty on Oct 29, 2023 22:36:40 GMT
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Post by ratty on Oct 31, 2023 11:54:57 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 2, 2023 0:07:20 GMT
You said ANY kind of humour.  |
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Post by ratty on Nov 2, 2023 0:25:30 GMT
You said ANY kind of humour. That definitely qualifies and it would also be fine in the "Irony of Any Type" thread, if one existed. |
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Post by ratty on Nov 6, 2023 0:55:02 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 6, 2023 17:26:21 GMT
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Post by ratty on Nov 6, 2023 23:31:25 GMT
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Post by ratty on Nov 9, 2023 23:22:36 GMT
It's been a while since I have seen these ...
1. "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play;
Bring a friend, if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night, I will attend the second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.
2. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows, or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
3. "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
4. "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow
5. "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
6."Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
- Moses Hadas
7. "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain
8. "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.."
- Oscar Wilde
9. "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
- Stephen Bishop
10."He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
- John Bright
11. "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb
12. "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson
13. "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
- Paul Keating (ex-Australian PM)
14. "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
- Charles, Count Talleyrand
15. "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker
16. "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
- Mark Twain
17. "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West
18. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde
19. "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... For support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
20. "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Billy Wilder
21. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx.
22."He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 10, 2023 14:58:20 GMT
Is this a political statement?  |
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Post by ratty on Nov 11, 2023 23:34:42 GMT
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