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Post by ratty on Nov 11, 2023 23:38:20 GMT
Is this a political statement?  Not sure but I have saved it to my 'emoticons' collection.  |
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Post by ratty on Nov 12, 2023 11:49:57 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 12, 2023 19:38:28 GMT
What would a loss look like?  |
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Post by ratty on Nov 12, 2023 22:12:53 GMT
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Post by Sigurdur on Nov 13, 2023 22:09:42 GMT
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Post by Sigurdur on Nov 14, 2023 16:26:58 GMT
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Post by Sigurdur on Nov 15, 2023 16:01:01 GMT
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Post by ratty on Nov 15, 2023 22:54:53 GMT
Wouldn't a plumber's plunger have done the same job? ;-) |
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 21, 2023 0:03:14 GMT
This MAY be humour ... or NOT. And, if not, maybe we should?
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Post by ratty on Nov 27, 2023 0:30:20 GMT
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Post by Sigurdur on Nov 27, 2023 19:58:39 GMT
A couple were having breakfast and the woman said, ‘Honey could you take a look at the bathroom door? It’s sticking.”
“Do I look like a carpenter?’ the husband answered.
“The toilet downstairs is clogged, too,” she told him. “You should take a look at that as well.”
“Do I look like a plumber?” he said.
‘Oh, and there’s a tile loose in here on the kitchen floor,” she went on.
‘Do I look like a tiler?’ snorted the husband.
That night when the husband got home from work his wife told him, “Honey, everything’s been fixed! George Adams from across the street offered to help.’
“Oh, that’s nice. Did you pay him?” asked the husband.
The woman smiled and said, “He said I could make him a pie or sleep with him,” she answered.
The husband laughed and said: ‘I hope you baked him a nice pie.’
His wife answered,
“Do I look like Betty Crocker?
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Post by ratty on Nov 28, 2023 0:08:37 GMT
Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. '
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Post by ratty on Nov 28, 2023 6:34:11 GMT
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Post by ratty on Nov 28, 2023 11:42:36 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 29, 2023 15:28:17 GMT
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