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Post by ratty on Aug 6, 2024 4:00:47 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Aug 6, 2024 13:54:37 GMT
He might want his studded rollers, as the streets could get a little slippery.  |
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Post by ratty on Aug 6, 2024 22:59:55 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Aug 11, 2024 22:02:46 GMT
KARENS' CAFE  |
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Post by ratty on Aug 11, 2024 22:05:40 GMT
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Post by ratty on Aug 13, 2024 10:08:29 GMT
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Post by ratty on Aug 14, 2024 4:14:52 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Aug 14, 2024 14:05:25 GMT
Good one Ratty. More links please. |
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Post by ratty on Aug 17, 2024 4:49:41 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Aug 17, 2024 13:15:44 GMT
We are in a world of trouble.  |
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Post by blustnmtn on Aug 17, 2024 15:31:41 GMT
We are in a world of trouble IDIOTS! FIFY |
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Post by ratty on Aug 21, 2024 10:52:55 GMT
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Post by ratty on Aug 22, 2024 1:21:27 GMT
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Post by ratty on Aug 25, 2024 4:51:26 GMT
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Post by ratty on Aug 25, 2024 23:15:35 GMT
A little known Christmas story:
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as
fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa
even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to
give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy
bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of
rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the
cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the
cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the
kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the
straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked
it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely
day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not a lot of people know this.
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