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Post by blustnmtn on May 6, 2024 15:49:49 GMT
I’m married to a blonde…she doesn’t get it!
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Post by ratty on May 6, 2024 22:45:35 GMT
I’m married to a blonde…she doesn’t get it! Buy her a ticket to Toronto?  |
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Post by ratty on May 7, 2024 22:08:28 GMT
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Post by ratty on May 7, 2024 23:48:00 GMT
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Post by ratty on May 15, 2024 11:24:49 GMT
Clifford and Daisy May were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. Clifford would shout, "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life ol' woman!!"
Neighbors feared him. Old Clifford liked the fact that he was feared.
He died at the ripe old age of 98.
After the burial, Daisy May's neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
She replied, "LET HIM DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN...AND I KNOW HE WON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS."
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Post by ratty on May 16, 2024 21:50:54 GMT
Not humour?   |
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Post by missouriboy on May 17, 2024 22:49:45 GMT
Not sure that this is humor. |
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Post by ratty on May 18, 2024 1:47:11 GMT
I'm not laughing ...  |
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Post by ratty on May 18, 2024 8:13:39 GMT
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Post by ratty on May 18, 2024 23:49:42 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on May 19, 2024 2:30:00 GMT
Warped sense of humour Ratty.  |
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Post by code on May 19, 2024 15:44:17 GMT
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Post by Sigurdur on May 19, 2024 20:08:25 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on May 19, 2024 23:29:35 GMT
86 the bureaucrats and their clerks ... and presto. No more scribes to engrave the commandments. |
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Post by missouriboy on May 20, 2024 0:48:22 GMT
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