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Post by ratty on May 6, 2024 4:36:23 GMT
A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here." The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that, because she only paid for economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her, 'First class isn't going to Toronto.' "
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Post by blustnmtn on May 6, 2024 15:49:49 GMT
I’m married to a blonde…she doesn’t get it!
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Post by ratty on May 6, 2024 22:45:35 GMT
I’m married to a blonde…she doesn’t get it! Buy her a ticket to Toronto?
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Post by ratty on May 7, 2024 22:08:28 GMT
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Post by ratty on May 7, 2024 23:48:00 GMT
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Post by ratty on May 15, 2024 11:24:49 GMT
Clifford and Daisy May were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. Clifford would shout, "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life ol' woman!!" Neighbors feared him. Old Clifford liked the fact that he was feared. He died at the ripe old age of 98. After the burial, Daisy May's neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?" She replied, "LET HIM DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN...AND I KNOW HE WON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS."
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Post by ratty on May 16, 2024 21:50:54 GMT
Not humour?
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Post by missouriboy on May 17, 2024 22:49:45 GMT
Not sure that this is humor.
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Post by ratty on May 18, 2024 1:47:11 GMT
I'm not laughing ...
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Post by ratty on May 18, 2024 8:13:39 GMT
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Post by ratty on May 18, 2024 23:49:42 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on May 19, 2024 2:30:00 GMT
Warped sense of humour Ratty.
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Post by code on May 19, 2024 15:44:17 GMT
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Post by Sigurdur on May 19, 2024 20:08:25 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on May 19, 2024 23:29:35 GMT
86 the bureaucrats and their clerks ... and presto. No more scribes to engrave the commandments.
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