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Post by ratty on Jul 4, 2023 7:26:37 GMT
Tasteless?  |
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Post by missouriboy on Jul 4, 2023 17:50:37 GMT
Depends on what the topping is. |
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Post by acidohm on Jul 4, 2023 20:02:10 GMT
Depends on what the topping is. Is this too much "topping"?  |
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Post by missouriboy on Jul 4, 2023 23:17:35 GMT
Not if you watched Hamilton.  |
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Post by ratty on Jul 5, 2023 9:21:45 GMT
 Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs a quarter of a million pounds. “The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.” The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president, and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan. One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, and repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?" The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?" |
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Post by ratty on Jul 7, 2023 0:01:54 GMT
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Post by ratty on Jul 7, 2023 1:57:54 GMT
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Post by ratty on Jul 7, 2023 9:48:40 GMT
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Post by ratty on Jul 8, 2023 4:02:08 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Jul 8, 2023 4:15:08 GMT
He's got a gig for life. But only if we let him. |
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Post by ratty on Jul 8, 2023 6:45:30 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Jul 8, 2023 15:30:52 GMT
In Missouri we call that type of restaurant "pot luck".
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Post by code on Jul 9, 2023 18:04:37 GMT
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Post by code on Jul 9, 2023 18:06:26 GMT
punch line in the end?... |
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Post by Sigurdur on Jul 9, 2023 18:12:49 GMT
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