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Post by ratty on Jul 9, 2023 23:05:53 GMT
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Post by duwayne on Jul 15, 2023 14:14:22 GMT
Trick the brain. Watch the blinking green dot.
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Post by missouriboy on Jul 15, 2023 19:55:58 GMT
Trick the brain. Watch the blinking green dot.
Elon Musk @elonmusk · 14h Subscribed Our brain paints the world
And Elon funds it.
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Post by ratty on Jul 16, 2023 12:24:33 GMT
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Post by ratty on Jul 17, 2023 1:42:11 GMT
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Post by Sigurdur on Jul 17, 2023 2:25:09 GMT
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Post by ratty on Jul 17, 2023 5:52:04 GMT
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Post by ratty on Jul 21, 2023 0:39:05 GMT
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Post by walnut on Jul 21, 2023 2:07:02 GMT
That was Emmett Smith #22 he was fantastic |
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Post by blustnmtn on Jul 22, 2023 13:53:52 GMT
Cirrus Fibratus clouds this morning-  |
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Post by ratty on Jul 23, 2023 7:22:30 GMT
Apologies in advance ....   |
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Post by code on Jul 23, 2023 17:33:27 GMT
They don't take stealing well in that town
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Post by code on Jul 23, 2023 17:37:12 GMT
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Post by ratty on Jul 24, 2023 9:52:07 GMT
I know you've seen these before but they are worth repeating ...
These insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. Insults then, had some class!
1. "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play;
Bring a friend, if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night, I will attend the second...If there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.
2. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows, or of some unspeakable disease."
· "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
3. "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
4. "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow
5. "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
6."Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
- Moses Hadas
7. "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain
8. "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.."
- Oscar Wilde
9. "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
- Stephen Bishop
10."He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
- John Bright
11. "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb
12. "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson
13. "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
- Paul Keating
14. "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
- Charles, Count Talleyrand
15. "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker
16. "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
- Mark Twain
17. "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West
18. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde
19. "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... For support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
20. "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Billy Wilder
21. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx.
22."He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill
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Post by ratty on Jul 26, 2023 5:16:03 GMT
Just posted on our retirement village FarceBook page ....
I'm posting this with a heavy heart...😥😔☹
I am giving away all my hobby materials, as I no longer have the desire to do anything with them. It is a lot of work with very little recognition. I am extremely tired, and have very little time to use them ...😥
Please don't ask any questions, as I can't handle talking about it anymore.
Below is a list of materials available.
Serious enquiries only please.
Thanks for reading and understanding.
Pick up only.
1. Dustpan and brush
2. Sponges
3. Dusters
4. Mop and bucket
5. Window cleaner
6. Vacuum.cleaner
7. Washing up liquid
8. Laundry detergent
9. Fabric softener
10. Laundry baskets
11. Toilet brush
12. Cleaning sprays
13. Scrubbing brushes
Private message me if interested...😉
Or steal it, like I did, if you find this funny 😂🤣
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