steve
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Post by steve on Jul 2, 2024 17:26:22 GMT
For my friends in the Northern Hemisphere ...  These guys need more grant money to study the problem...... |
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Post by missouriboy on Jul 2, 2024 19:15:48 GMT
For my friends in the Northern Hemisphere ... These guys need more grant money to study the problem...... Grant them a brain and save the interest.
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Post by Sigurdur on Jul 2, 2024 21:48:59 GMT
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Post by ratty on Jul 3, 2024 0:58:28 GMT
Always worth a re-run and further to my recent post ... Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons. |
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Post by ratty on Jul 3, 2024 1:03:14 GMT
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Post by nonentropic on Jul 3, 2024 5:16:59 GMT
very good I will send to a friend a physicist in theoretical physics.
He tells me that there are supper sized stable atoms just not as yet discovered wait till he finds out he is looking the wrong place.
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Post by ratty on Jul 3, 2024 7:37:07 GMT
Maybe NOT a laughing matter?   |
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Post by ratty on Jul 4, 2024 23:37:30 GMT
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Post by ratty on Jul 6, 2024 6:34:53 GMT
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Post by ratty on Jul 8, 2024 22:24:03 GMT
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Post by ratty on Jul 11, 2024 22:07:38 GMT
Not funny but pertinent?  |
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Post by ratty on Jul 11, 2024 22:39:43 GMT
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Post by acidohm on Jul 12, 2024 17:19:50 GMT
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Post by acidohm on Jul 13, 2024 18:02:59 GMT
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Post by ratty on Jul 15, 2024 4:07:56 GMT
Every home should have one ...  |
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