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Post by walnut on Nov 6, 2022 15:44:54 GMT
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Post by walnut on Nov 6, 2022 15:47:27 GMT
I still want to get here. I started to once but then I said Phuket.
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Post by ratty on Nov 6, 2022 23:20:40 GMT
[ Snip ] I started to once but then I said Phuket. Very droll .... You've been on this forum way too long, Walnut.
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Post by walnut on Nov 7, 2022 0:22:34 GMT
Yes, I was wearing a lampshade...
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 7, 2022 0:40:34 GMT
Yes, I was wearing a lampshade... Were you working in a German factory? I totally missed the Phuket thing. I have scheduled an appointment with a specialist.
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Post by ratty on Nov 7, 2022 1:16:52 GMT
Yes, I was wearing a lampshade... Were you working in a German factory? I totally missed the Phuket thing. I have scheduled an appointment with a specialist. Don't waste your dollars, MB. I'm sure we can straighten you out here.
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 7, 2022 1:30:21 GMT
Were you working in a German factory? I totally missed the Phuket thing. I have scheduled an appointment with a specialist. Don't waste your dollars, MB. I'm sure we can straighten you out here. Drugs? Alcohol? Abuse? But I repeat myself.
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Post by blustnmtn on Nov 7, 2022 15:15:26 GMT
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Post by flearider on Nov 7, 2022 16:53:18 GMT
the allfather says it's a bad omen .. do not vote for that guy
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 7, 2022 21:28:57 GMT
the allfather says it's a bad omen .. do not vote for that guy At the stroke of midnight (11/9) he turns into a pumpkin.
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Post by youngjasper on Nov 8, 2022 1:56:05 GMT
Aussiest. Interview. Ever.
This may have been posted before (as I've seen it before), but it is worth a revisit. Hats off to all our brethren down under:
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Post by ratty on Nov 8, 2022 10:38:16 GMT
the allfather says it's a bad omen .. do not vote for that guy At the stroke of midnight (11/9) he turns into a pumpkin. That will make a LOT of soup.
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Post by ratty on Nov 8, 2022 10:45:49 GMT
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Post by missouriboy on Nov 8, 2022 16:10:13 GMT
At the stroke of midnight (11/9) he turns into a pumpkin. That will make a LOT of soup. A bit watery for my taste.
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Post by ratty on Nov 15, 2022 5:09:39 GMT
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. As he sat down, the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me; if I change a fuse, the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his widow."
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